January 2011
149 posts
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, “Invisible Monsters” (via vanessaaargh)
VanessaAargh: Dear Nick and Jada →
vanessaaargh:
I am not trying to put either of you down.
The fact of the matter is, this world is not perfect. We are human, and some minds, will unfortunately grow in a flawed nature. Prejudice is going to exist for EVERY RACE. Oh, and don’t tell me I don’t know what it’s like.
I am half hispanic, and half…
Child molester in the making.
Me- "Dude, she's like 5 years younger than you.. Wtf can you guys possibly have in common?"
Daniel- "We have loads of things in common. Like..."
Me- "Bull! Although there is a slight chance that you have her back home by curfew."
Daniel- "...."
Me- "Oh my gawd, are you for real?"
Daniel- "I don't see you getting any?! So why judge me, huh?"
Me- "Because when I DO get some, it isn't considered pedophilia."
Daniel- "Fuck you."
Me- "Right after you tuck her in at night. Mmm kay? : ) "
teenexorcist:
Stairway to Heaven by Led...
How to explain sexuality to kids using pens
fashionqueen-s:staysilly:
omg, lol
hilarious!
LOL
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: And?
Guy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.
Where do lesbians go for dinner?
crooks-and-castles:
They eat out.
ireadintothings:
“Listen, sweetheart. Don’t let anyone be mean to you.” “Why?” “Because I hate when people are mean to you.” “I’m sorry…”
And I don’t even know what to say anymore, because I made you feel bad… you, out of everyone. The last person on the planet that should feel bad about anything. The last person that should apologize.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
marcela-:
electricfantasy:
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
merrilyfloating:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
mysecret-sanctuary:
loveldyer:
...
I find it cute when boys,
joco-milk:
Make weird faces.
Say “Aww”.
Ask how your day was.
Don’t care about their appearance.
Play with their younger siblings!
Dance ridiculously.
Lick their lips.
Get frustrated.
Laugh.
Sing to you.
Bite their lower lip.
Make that sexy half smirk.
Have proper grammar.
Have swag.
Are funny.
Tease me a little.
Turn Ons
Lip biting
Dirty talk
Hair pulling
Hand guiding
Having you up against the wall
Hearing you moan my name
Kissing your neck
Grabbing your face and kissing you passionately
